DAMN THESE PARCHMENT OF STICKIES.
Who does he belong to? Check his collar.
Yes, old banana peels, and do we still have spoiled milk in the bin?
Oh, Sam, I’ve been having the weirdest dreams…
Have you considered a night light, Mr. Frodo?
Gimli enjoys his monthly bath.
Thorin refused to sit in the shade to prevent his ice cream from melting.
The Orcs secretly liked the World Cup.
In order to see the great and almighty Thorin Oakenshield, you must put these fake beards on.